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Miss Universe"s Last Question
环球小姐最后一题
Question: Miss America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立。
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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Question: Miss Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、,大笑、大笑,、)
Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”……
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss Malaysia: Because it looks tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:因为它看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、,大笑、大笑,、)
Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:它总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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Question: Miss China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Miss China: Because it brings you to paradise within a few minutes......
中国小姐:因为它几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(、,起立喝采,、)